I Am Front

Here's my superdog face 

in case you've forgotten.

I'm back and I'm front.

And here's my gofer, Babur:

And now here's Keeper inspecting my paw:

And here's Keeper inspecting Babur's paw:

. . . and checks Babur's nose too:

Keeper wanted to make sure it is wet.

She checks Babur's paws again:

. . . to check where Babur went.

And checks Babur's tail too:

And before Keeper goes to do the routine on me

I pretend sleep:

And ask ma gofer to watch over me for a change:

Babur may not look it

but he's a good watchdog:

Now dontcha let anybody touch me

or inspect my paws, my tails, my whatever!

Babur makes a good watchdog

except when one offers him a cookie

and when that happens

that watchdog is a dud.

Now don't tell me I didn't warn you!