Monday, January 6, 2014

Its 2014!


On the last night of 2013:
Firecrackers are all around me!

And the hoomans:
Keeper Lui and Luchie celebrating with masks on.
If the noise don't kill them the pollution will!

And here they are the next day:
. . . drooly pathetic!

My hoomans ate a lot.
Every celebration is a food event in my country.
For people: food = luck
For animals: food = life
Who cares about luck!

For my peeps luck also means having fruits:
Luchie wanted 12 fruits.
Loyd said it should be 13.
And Keeper said it does not matter how many.
All fruits equal good health for Keeper.
And that's good enough for her.


Here I am in 2014:
All paws and feet intact.
In hospitals around my country
people lost fingers, hands, lives
all because of firecrackers and stray bullets
meant to celebrate the coming of 2014 
with noise that meant good luck.
I woofy don't get it. . .

Now with paws and feet intact
I can run after the mailman . . .
and attack all the woofy mails!
Keeper, I just wiped out all yer bills!


Oh oh.
I don't think she liked that.


Time to doga:
Keeper's yoga moves are more complicated. 
Mine is purrfect for drooly bodies.
Breathe in, stretch out,
breathe out, clean yer paws . . .

. . . and scratch yer drooly chin on the rough floors 
Doga is perfect.
Keeper should try our doga poses
because it truly relaxes . . .

. . . z z z z z z z . . .

7 comments:

  1. Happy New Year to you Sweepy and the humans. Thank you for all the visits that remained unreturned by us. Our humans were busy during the holidays. They hosted about 30 people for Christmas lunch then the following day hosted dinner for four more people. Now we can get back to regular programming.

    Emma and Buster

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  2. I think your Doga moves are just perfect, Handsome Boy!
    I hope you have a wonderful New Year. I LOVE the "Next Day" photograph!
    You make me smile.
    Sending you lots of big hugs and kisses. xoxoxoxo.

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  3. Sweepy
    Thank dog all yoow toes awe intact..stoopid hoomans. How can they think this is good luck
    I love the fwoots and yoow doga moves. Pleez stay safe in this new Yeaw
    Smoochie kisses,
    Asta

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  4. Aren't you afraid of firework ? My friends Golden Retriever gets crazy he is in such a fear he looses his mind ! My cat Arthur hides under the bed !
    Poor animals !

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  5. Awwww Sweepy, I love you! You were only trying to help by eating the mail. I also wish I could relax in all those poses but I don't think I would be able to get up off the floor ;) Please give Keeper and your sweet family my love and wish them, as I do you, a Very Happy New Year!!!! p.s. I'm scared of fireworks!

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  6. my big B was never afraid of the fireworks even when she was younger rather she's crazy annoyed with it and spent the whole night growling out loud. but our lucky boi hid under the table and was shaking the whole time. :)

    happy new year sweepy dear and good health for 2014!

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  7. You're looking great, Sweepy. Happy 2014 to you and your hoomans too!

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